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Tom Cruise winds up with egg on his face

Friday night, 12 April 2013, Tom Cruise went on the NBC’s Late Night with Jimmy Fallon to promote his new movie Oblivion.

As is his wont, Fallon challenged his high-profile guest to a competition.

In this case, it was an innovated game called Egg Russian Roulette.

The game works like this: a carton of 12 hen’s eggs is provided to the contestants. Four are raw, and eight are hard-boiled.

The contestants take turns selecting an egg, then must crack the egg on their head.

The first contestant to crack two raw eggs on his head loses.

In Friday’s contest, Tom lost, cracking his first two eggs and spilling yolks and whites all over his head.

Since Cruise lost so blatantly and rapidly, I couldn’t help but wonder if his Scientology-endowed OT abilities had failed him somehow.

Then I remembered that Katie had totally blindsided him with the divorce thing.

And that Miscavige’s “Scientology Expansion” campaign has Cruise totally snowed.

And that Tom Cruise’s flagrant and arrogant public advocation of Scientology surprisingly got his butt canned from Paramount…surprising to Tom, anyway.

And that he thought he could accept sycophantic expensive ornate gifts from the Pope of Scientology Inc that were made with slave labor and not have it affect his public image.

And that he’s been totally duped by Miscavige’s efforts to brainwash him into thinking he’s a “big being”.

Maybe Tom needs to install fresh batteries in his thetan.

— written by Plain Old Thetan

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ron bible  on April 14th, 2013

You said Katie blindsided him, but you’re a male and you should know that even with OT abilities no male can figure out a woman, LOL!

Though I think he did know the egg was raw, makes him more human to his public and takes away some of the COS bad press, Just saying PR is PR.

rebelwarrior  on April 16th, 2013

Ron, I agree. It does make him appear more human and normal like most other folks. I really do like to see him with a big smile like that. Brings him down to earth a little with some of the rest of us.

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