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Miscavige’s Glamour Poster Girl

This promo piece for joining staff at LA Org has come out a half-dozen times in the past few weeks.

Apparently the “dauntless, defiant” message is being underscored by using a poster girl who looks like Penelope Cruz or Salma Hayek.

Poor kid.

“Stare with a steely serious gaze into the camera, but make it friendly. Fake some ARC, but be sincere. Gimme some ethics presence. With a Tone 40 dedicated stare.”



Is it rewarded delusion? Or is Johanna contributing to the delusion?

Is LA Org serious about Saint Hill Size? Or is Miscavige’s delusional PR machine just feeding that idea ut into the world to shut up its internet critics?

Can’t Johanna see that she’s Miscavige’s pawn in this pointless game?

Doesn’t Johanna know that “Flag-trained” is tantamount to being labeled “infectious”?

Can’t Johanna see that she’s being exploited for her looks?

















Makes me wonder. Was Tom Cruise dating Penelope Cruz(1)(2)(3)(4)  part of Miscavige’s lust for Penelope Cruz? Was it part of Miscavige’s marriage plan for Tom?

Aren’t Scientologists sick of being so transparently exploited?

Is Johanna a pale wannabe substitute for Penelope Cruz?

Are we getting to look at Johanna so often because she reminds Miscavige so much of Penelope Cruz?

Wouldn’t getting rid of the insanity on this planet include somehow offloading Miscavige?

— written by Plain Old Thetan

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David St Lawrence aka oldauditor  on June 12th, 2013

Can you imagine getting auditing and having to face this auditor’s steely gaze while originating a realization about conditions in the church?

How about getting auditing to clear up your problems on the Second Dynamic?

She has that “We are going to get to the bottom of this” attitude which really gives you the feeling you are not being duplicated.

I wonder where pc wins are on her scale of importances.

Centurion  on June 12th, 2013


There are three words that some to mind when I see that face looking at me when on the cans: Out. Of. Session.

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