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Ferrets “R” Us – the latest from the Phoenix Ideal Org

Just when you think Scientology Inc has run out of bizarre promotional ideas, some enthusiastic staff member has volunteered to show us her pet ferrets as an incentive for volunteers to come and work in the Phoenix Org Central Files. Do these people have adult supervision?

Once you see this, you cannot unsee it. You have been warned.

From: Amique – WUS Files Project <wusfilesproject@gmail.com>
Sent: Tue, May 29, 2012 11:29 am
Subject: Friendly Ferrets on Friday – Join Us & Have Fun!

Come and meet the friendly ferrets!
friendly ferrets

Visit the Friendly Ferrets on Friday!!
Find out the
Miracle Ferret Story!
Help Us in the Files!
This is Cotter
Here’s Loki
Here's Ringo!
Here’s Ringo!!
This is Frettaluna
~ The Miracle Ferret ~

Find out the story of the miracle ferret!

Join us all week so we set a record breaking week

for the Phoenix Files Project
Come help us for 30 minutes!
Come help us for 3 hours!!!
Come help us for 5 days!!!!!
One volunteer said, “If I had known it was this much fun,
I would have come earlier.” 

Ferrets are appealing little critters, but I am not sure I would drive across town for the pleasure of their company. Maybe the Phoenix Org people know their public has a thing for ferrets and this will be a big draw.

If it is, will they pull out their box turtle collection for the next weekend’s entertainment? Stay tuned for more Phoenix Org news.

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plainoldthetan  on May 31st, 2012

That’s not a fair judgement. Everyone remembers Mother Teresa’s ferret handbook promoting Catholicism!

Oh, wait. They don’t, because she never wrote one!

fredflintstone  on May 31st, 2012

One files-project volunteer gave me a rundown of the festivities by reporting “All this fun and ferret stew.”

Jeff Siebrand  on June 1st, 2012

Your right I can’t unsee it. WTF?

OldAuditor  on June 1st, 2012

It is really a tragedy in the making, sorta like seeing your neighbor’s kids with a lemonade stand trying to help Daddy pay the mortgage.

Jeff Siebrand  on June 1st, 2012

The CF project is just another cycle of action that POB will never let anyone complete.

plainoldthetan  on August 10th, 2012

It’s August 10, and boiler-room occupants in Phoenix are still calling Arizona parishioners to beg for help with the “files project” (it’s not just CF).

So, you were right Jeff. The “Ideal Org” still doesn’t have “Ideal Files”.

That makes the June 28 “Grand Opening” event a BOFFL.

Big Ol’ Fat Freakin’ Lie.

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