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Finding your way after leaving the cult of Scientology

Nothing screams success like recycling your dead files

Scientology Phoenix is learning the hard way that the Internet lets your dissatisfied customers share their experiences. They appear to have scared off their usual prospects so that promotions to Central Files produce no results.

Every call to arms produces yawns now because the usual suckers prospects have other fish to fry. The word has leaked out that you can get a life with eight dynamics outside church walls.

Here is their latest effort to energize the field:

LET’S COMPLETE CENTRAL FILES.

COME ON IN AND JOIN THE FUN.

Volunteers Needed Asap!!!
The reader who passed this on to us says “I’m not sure how long the ‘ideal’ files project has been going on, but well before their grand opening, which was June 28th….1 1/2 months ago.Now, you’d think in 1 1/2 months, with five or six all hands, depending on the number of hands, this project would have been completed by now, given the fact they’ve been begging for free labor, and had out of state free labor coming in at one time, with presumably no students to speak of and no pcs to speak of ……and they’re just now “in the thick” of it…..in the middle?”
Every week the desperation becomes more obvious.
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Join us all week so we set a record breaking week

for the Phoenix Files Project

Come help us for 30 minutes!

Come help us for 3 hours!!!

Come help us for 5 days!!!!!

One volunteer said,
“If I had known it was this much fun, I would have come earlier.”
  Don’t miss out on the party!
Come join the fun in Central Files
and HELP YOUR ORG.
Come join the fun in Central Files
and HELP YOUR ORG.
Contact us to let us know you will be helping!
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8 Comments

diogenes  on August 10th, 2012

The last 35 years I was in the Church (before they finally dead-filed me for complaining too much that they weren’t doing what LRH told them to do), I received many letters from the several orgs where I’d been on lines, but not one letter that was in-reality. And, of course, I received several pieces of expensive org junk mail daily.

Meanwhile, many wog businesses maintain Prospect Files and Customer Files, and employ continuous drip marketing promotion using a variety of types of outflow (cards, letters, emails, phone calls, etc.) with accuracy, effectiveness, and cost-efficiency.

Software to automate this is readily and cheaply available. There are also service bureaus that will do it for you.

But, somehow the most advanced beings on the planet can’t get this organized for Scientology orgs after working on it for decades.

Beep! Beep! Contrary Facts! Cycles Not Completing! Danger, Will Robinson! Danger! Activate shields! Scan for SPs!

Hapexamendios  on August 10th, 2012

I think I finally figured out how they come up with their claim of 10 million members worldwide. Let’s say 20 different orgs have you in their CF and each of those orgs have your name listed with 3 different spellings as is common these days. Why that’s 60 members! As Douchey Miscavige would say “And that’s how you create straight up and vertical expansion!”

plainoldthetan  on August 10th, 2012

Isn’t it particularly tasteless to have armed men asking you to come to church?

Especially in the same week that the Sikh temple shootings occurred?

Talk about “dead files”.

Jeff Siebrand  on August 10th, 2012

I’m on the Indy 500 list, I post under my own name here and at Marty’s blog , I request my address be taken off every time I get an email from the church and I sent the chaplain of the San Diego org a link to The Truth Rundown. Today I got a call fro AOLA to come to a Flag event. At my case level (grade 0) I have no reason to have anything to do with an advanced org. That is if I was still on lines. My God, just fucking declare me already and leave me the fuck alone! LOL

OldAuditor  on August 10th, 2012

Jeff,

If they are still reaching, you have an opportunity to do some real good for those unfortunate staff members.

Ask them, “Have you ever wondered why so many of us have decided to practice Scientology outside the church?”

“We have the version of Scientology that allows people to go up the Bridge. That’s why 90% of all trained auditors are now OUTSIDE the church.”

“When you get tired of the screaming and face ripping, you will get a warm welcome in the field.”

“Give me a call when you are ready”

They may splutter and curse, but if you say this in a kind way, it will impinge.
If you can show your concern for them, you may break through their indoctrination.

Jeff Siebrand  on August 10th, 2012

Agreed. I missed the call today but I don’t know if I would have gotten through. The lady was monotone and sound as close to a robot as one could imagine. Other calls I’ve let them know I’m not on lines and I’m independent.
David, do you know of any independent auditors in the San Diego area? Going to L.A. is a pain at the moment.

OldAuditor  on August 10th, 2012

I will respond privately. There are independent auditors scattered everywhere, but only a few are practicing openly. I expect to see that changing later this year.

Jeff Siebrand  on August 10th, 2012

Thanks David.

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